Panic! Locked Out Of My House Again

Well, here is just great. I'm/You're/We're totally/absolutely/completely locked out of the house again. I swear, this happens/occurs/comes up more often than it/they/we should. Of course, it's coming to fruition at the worst possible time. My keys are in an impossible to remember spot. I've been attempting every conceivable thing to get back in, bu

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